Tuesday, 2 October 2012

Weird Florida

Florida is the weirdest place on the planet. All of those crazy stories of cannibals in the road or people making homemade ass implants out of Fix-a-Flat that make international news? Florida. It's always Florida.

Here's a quick roundup of some of my recent favorites:

The post office faces a more pressing problem than budget cuts. Dunt dun duuun. OLD PEOPLE. They keep crashing their cars into post offices throughout the state.

A schoolteacher tried to hire a hitman to kill another teacher who barely knew him.

A crazed pet monkey bites some guy on the leg and is put on house arrest.

A serial pooper in Port St Lucie.

It's so weird here that even the local paper has a section devoted to the bizarre shit that occurs here. And I thought commuters were odd...

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