Quiet, please

I'd like to petition for a mandatory quiet coach on all lines with
journeys longer than 15 minutes. Just think- no ipodiots, no mobile
conversations, and no loud snack munchers. Anyone else want to sign?
Today's post has been brought to you courtesy of the high school
teacher with her binders of marking, suitcase, coat, lunchbag,
handbag, and snacks spread over a 4-person table. She has had to be
asked by 3 people to move various items to allow them to sit down and
read or work, when the train is filled to capacity. All the while, she
has been chatting loudly into her phone and doodling flowers on a
notepad. And the obligatory guy listening to trance music, natch.